Metal is Awful
Symptoms may include sour hair stench, poor conversational skills, advanced mental incompetence, propensity to yell “FREEBIRD!!!!” between every song, hair like Shane Embury

Symptoms may include sour hair stench, poor conversational skills, advanced mental incompetence, propensity to yell “FREEBIRD!!!!” between every song, hair like Shane Embury

we could do a whole fuckyeahstupidsuffocationshirts tumblr
i love Suffocation, really, i do, no irony involved, but the backprints? 100% idiocy guaranteed every time
i know it was the 90s guys, but come on, no one could be bothered to look at the shirt and asked if it looked like shit? I’m no graphic designer, but that’s generally the first question i ask myself when i’m being asked to approve an image or design.
"Does this look like shit?"
My second question is usually “does this make sense?”
That’s what you’re putting on the back of your shirt? Some contextless lyric that reads like bad high school poetry when removed from the rest of the song.
Song lyrics are terrible ideas for backprints, let’s try it out with another line from the same song:
“Penetrate the minds of those misfortuned at birth” - stupid
“Sodomize my cross for it now marks your existence.” - wretched
“Welcome to my church.” - totally out of context and stupid, but way better.

we could do a whole fuckyeahstupidsuffocationshirts tumblr

i love Suffocation, really, i do, no irony involved, but the backprints? 100% idiocy guaranteed every time

i know it was the 90s guys, but come on, no one could be bothered to look at the shirt and asked if it looked like shit? I’m no graphic designer, but that’s generally the first question i ask myself when i’m being asked to approve an image or design.

"Does this look like shit?"

My second question is usually “does this make sense?”

That’s what you’re putting on the back of your shirt? Some contextless lyric that reads like bad high school poetry when removed from the rest of the song.

Song lyrics are terrible ideas for backprints, let’s try it out with another line from the same song:

Penetrate the minds of those misfortuned at birth” - stupid

Sodomize my cross for it now marks your existence.” - wretched

Welcome to my church.” - totally out of context and stupid, but way better.


in really tiny letters just underneath it says “supporting a women’s right to choose since 1997 - Lisa Brown for president”

in really tiny letters just underneath it says “supporting a women’s right to choose since 1997 - Lisa Brown for president”

By wearing this shirt you can let the world know that every Sunday morning you rifle through your perpetually postpartum depressed mother’s medicine cabinet in the pathetically desperate hope of finding a handful of pills that will magically kill the existential angst you’ve felt since the day you were born.
Just keep telling yourself you’re better than a Cradle of Filth fan.
From Scott Hull and Jay Randall; grindcore’s original Odd Couple

By wearing this shirt you can let the world know that every Sunday morning you rifle through your perpetually postpartum depressed mother’s medicine cabinet in the pathetically desperate hope of finding a handful of pills that will magically kill the existential angst you’ve felt since the day you were born.

Just keep telling yourself you’re better than a Cradle of Filth fan.

From Scott Hull and Jay Randall; grindcore’s original Odd Couple

The contemporary kings of back prints blow everyone’s mind again with just how brutal their brains work.
You wish you could come up with shit this sick.

The contemporary kings of back prints blow everyone’s mind again with just how brutal their brains work.

You wish you could come up with shit this sick.

Project Hate get all theological on us and proclaim that it was actually their band that was the acid in Christ’s eyes. You all know that famous bible story right? You know, the one where Jebus has corrosive fluid in his eyes and the disciples have to help him so he can wash Mary Magdalene’s feet in the temple of money lending or some shit?

Move over Deathspell Omega, there’s some new hard thinkers on the scene