Get the special lady in your life something she’ll treasure forever.
Sensitive, yet brutal.
open season on any variation of this garbage
Keep Calm and Burn Churches
Keep Calm and Yabssor Yabssor Yabssor
Keep Calm and Hang Out With That Guy from Ofermod
Keep Calm and do a Line of Budget Cocaine at MDF when Autopsy’s on
Keep Calm and Dress Like Pete Helmkamp’s Little Brother
To listen to Trey talk about his Quake clan turn to page 69, to begin the quest to discover more about Evil D’s hair plugs turn to page 126, to drink 800 Tecates with Pete Sandoval turn to page 232
Symptoms may include sour hair stench, poor conversational skills, advanced mental incompetence, propensity to yell “FREEBIRD!!!!” between every song, hair like Shane Embury
It’s like some teenage Haymaker fan from Belgium made his own St Vitus shirt using a screen grab of either an extra from John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness or a drunk Tom Waits complaining about the price of a grilled cheese sandwich, i can’t quite tell which one it is.
A Deicide rubber patch.
Such depth and detail and because it’s made of rubber IT’LL NEVER FADE!
Great idea, what is it? A collapsing mathematics puzzle stolen from late night 1980s TV with a nipple in the middle?
My dog probably wouldn’t even chew on this garbage and she’s been known to eat turds.
OK, i erred, sometimes i do, it was Thor’s Hammer, not Graveland (close enough) that unleashed this ode to racial pruity on the world.
Feast your eyes upon Anna Nicole Smith making out with a black dude in Afghanistan.
It’s literally the fate worse than death, i can’t imagine ANYTHING worse
Hah hah, fucking Graveland, kings of dumb shit;
from that classic bad album cover The Fate Worse than Death, to Rob Darken mincing about in the woods whilst toddlers chill in a Viking hot tub (he’s basically the White power, LARP Jason Voorhees in that incarnation)
Now we have UFC Graveland, can’t wait for the Furry fetish Rob Darken, which we can only be mere months away from at this point.
Incensed WitTR fan: Hey man, is that fucking Graveland shirt you’re wearing? Not cool bro’
Some idiot: Nah guy, it’s uh, a , um, an MMA fighter? Uh, yeah, that’s it, GRAVELAN, he’s from fucking Belgium or some shit, it totally doesn’t say Graveland, it says Gravelan. It’s different.