A Deicide rubber patch.
Such depth and detail and because it’s made of rubber IT’LL NEVER FADE!
Great idea, what is it? A collapsing mathematics puzzle stolen from late night 1980s TV with a nipple in the middle?
My dog probably wouldn’t even chew on this garbage and she’s been known to eat turds.
OK, i erred, sometimes i do, it was Thor’s Hammer, not Graveland (close enough) that unleashed this ode to racial pruity on the world.
Feast your eyes upon Anna Nicole Smith making out with a black dude in Afghanistan.
It’s literally the fate worse than death, i can’t imagine ANYTHING worse
Hah hah, fucking Graveland, kings of dumb shit;
from that classic bad album cover The Fate Worse than Death, to Rob Darken mincing about in the woods whilst toddlers chill in a Viking hot tub (he’s basically the White power, LARP Jason Voorhees in that incarnation)
Now we have UFC Graveland, can’t wait for the Furry fetish Rob Darken, which we can only be mere months away from at this point.
Incensed WitTR fan: Hey man, is that fucking Graveland shirt you’re wearing? Not cool bro’
Some idiot: Nah guy, it’s uh, a , um, an MMA fighter? Uh, yeah, that’s it, GRAVELAN, he’s from fucking Belgium or some shit, it totally doesn’t say Graveland, it says Gravelan. It’s different.
Cephalic Carnage vaporiser. Only $349. Get fucking baked as all hell and trip balls on that sweet album cover.
Stoked for the Mike Williams official forged prescription and rusty spoon merch these guys are licensing next.
we could do a whole fuckyeahstupidsuffocationshirts tumblr
i love Suffocation, really, i do, no irony involved, but the backprints? 100% idiocy guaranteed every time
i know it was the 90s guys, but come on, no one could be bothered to look at the shirt and asked if it looked like shit? I’m no graphic designer, but that’s generally the first question i ask myself when i’m being asked to approve an image or design.
“Does this look like shit?”
My second question is usually “does this make sense?”
That’s what you’re putting on the back of your shirt? Some contextless lyric that reads like bad high school poetry when removed from the rest of the song.
Song lyrics are terrible ideas for backprints, let’s try it out with another line from the same song:
“Penetrate the minds of those misfortuned at birth” - stupid
“Sodomize my cross for it now marks your existence.” - wretched
“Welcome to my church.” - totally out of context and stupid, but way better.
what, did my dead fucking grandma come up with this shirt? Glow sticks and dub step?
My friends, i think you mean “Fuck mid-1990s Happy Hardcore, shove those glow sticks up your ass, pussy (lube it with vicks vaporub)”
in really tiny letters just underneath it says “supporting a women’s right to choose since 1997 - Lisa Brown for president”
“Hey Will, my brother Tony makes those patches for the fire fighters and country clubs, maybe he can cut you guys a deal on your rock band merchandise, kids in the 70s loved those Grateful Dead sewn on things”
this might be too small to read, but the first word on the backprint is “Intro”
Let’s not even bother to ask what John Dee’s Sigil of Aemeth has to do with a Celtic Winter
Maybe Sir John was scrying in december whilst at Edward Kelley’s holiday home in Llandudno one year?
Think Global, Act Local when wiping out the Children of the Book
When we’ve removed those pesky Abrahamic religions from the Earth can we move on to piss poor wannabe graphic designers and people that mix terrible fonts with even worse fonts?
PS Donnie fucking Darko blu ray with bonus features