Speckmann’s new Master shirts finally convey the tragedy and sad, unfulfilled bitterness that define his career. Also he’s wanted for the murder of Laura Palmer
I feel like a sucker for even having seen this. 10000% for mouth-breathing, cloying morons. The best thing about this awful shirt for idiots is how it’s a way more accurate reflection of Iced Earth and their fans than any of Jon Shaffer’s pretentious blowhard rambling. Then again this shirt is completely understandable coming from a band that released a concept album ABOUT THE SPAWN COMIC. *toilet flushing noise*
Notice two key things here: 1) the wiiiide radius of people avoiding this idiot and his shirt, and 2) use of the colloquialism “musick”. Precluding of course the insufferable chest-pounding idiocy and homophobia. Great job, Purulence. You’re all idiots.
Special thanks to MDF for making me aware that the boring Swedish band Shining felt it necessary to make a black metal equivalent of those wild “Hold my purse while I flirt with your man” t shirts. Way to go!!
Yeah man. FUCK YEAH MAN! What an idea!! Nothing is more apt to encapsulate your divergence from the herd of sheeple than a Great Dane that looks like it was just caught peeing on mom’s priceless rug!!
More huge ideas from arguably the biggest joke of a band going.
That age old conflict: Band you hold incredibly dear is active again. Great news, right?! But because they’ve been in cryostasis so long they don’t have a clue about anything. So they just make shirts like THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE!! Bummer.
From the desk of Kerry King:
"HEY SHIRT MAKING GUYS: Fuckin’ St. Patricks day is comin’ and I want something fuckin’ evil for all the Slayer fans out there. Fuckin’ leprechauns and shit but no fruity shit I’m talkin’ real freaky shit. Ok I gotta go, bye."
Fathers Day gifts for complete assholes Vol. 1. Note the fragmented guitar print on either sleeve. Fuck. RIP Slayer.