Looking forward to Honour and Hate’s special Crue 30 year anniversary shirt next year.
Vince Neil’s gurning mug with the phrase “Problem Drinking and Poor Decision Making” finished with an ultra edgy classic back print: “Fuck off Hanoi Rocks”
Call of Duty exclusive Playstation Network Death in June We Drive East Campaign downloadable content.
Choose your gameplay style! Take the stealth approach and avoid accusations of fascism, or go all out in a full frontal assault and inflate prices of your increasingly bland 2x10” sets dramatically.
Bonus rainbow swastika skins download included (it’s not fascism when you stick a rainbow flag on it, it’s probably subversive right?)
After oil runs out and we go fucking nuts and start eating each other to survive the inevitable ensuing crisis, 1,500 lucky power metal fans will have the official Blind Guardian currency that will be the only currency to have any actual value.
Those pyramids will be some kind of religious icon in the First Orthodox Church of the Nuclear Bomb. Mark my words.
Man, future anthropologists are going to have a field day trying to figure out this shit after post-apocalyptic society undergoes a dramatic renewal.
PS
“Dear Blind Guardian Fan and Nuclear Blast customer,
in some pyramids the coins might not be included, that´s why we send them out separately.
Sorry for that and a lot of fun with the special edition.
By the way: to lock the pyramid with the long axes (the short ones are for the guards), the “x” on the base has to be on the same side as the dragon on the pyramid.”
open season on any variation of this garbage
Keep Calm and Burn Churches
Keep Calm and Yabssor Yabssor Yabssor
Keep Calm and Hang Out With That Guy from Ofermod
Keep Calm and do a Line of Budget Cocaine at MDF when Autopsy’s on
Keep Calm and Dress Like Pete Helmkamp’s Little Brother
To listen to Trey talk about his Quake clan turn to page 69, to begin the quest to discover more about Evil D’s hair plugs turn to page 126, to drink 800 Tecates with Pete Sandoval turn to page 232
Symptoms may include sour hair stench, poor conversational skills, advanced mental incompetence, propensity to yell “FREEBIRD!!!!” between every song, hair like Shane Embury
